Wedgie Woman

'''WEDGIE WOMAN IS THE ALTER-EGO OF TARA RIBBLE. '''

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'''WEDGIE WOMAN'S ONLY APPERENCE WUZ "CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND THE WRATH OF THE "WICKED WEDGIE WOMAN". IT ALL STARTED OUT WHEN MS RIBBLE MADE EVERYONE MIZERABLE BY MAKING THEM GO TO A WEDDING ON SATERDAY. SHE SAID "NO" TO MR KRUPP THEREBY MAKING MS RIBBLE VERY ANGRY.  SHE TAKES ONE OF THE PILLARS AND SMASHES IT ON THE "LUNCHEON" TABLE WHICH SENDS ALL OF THE FOOD FLYING ONTO THE PEOPLE IN THE KROWD.  GEORGE AND HAROLD DESIDE TO USE THERE 3-D HYPNO-RING TO HYPNOTIZE MS RIBBLE.  UNFORCHUNATLY THE 3-D HYPNO-RING CAUSES HER TO DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT SHE IZ HYPNOTIZED TO DO.  LATER SHE GOES INTO GEORGE & HAROLD'S TREE HOUSE SHE ATTEMPTS TO ATTACK THEM, BUTT,  SHE FAILS & FALLS BACKWARDS INTO THE WALL.  THE SHELF ABOVE HER HEAD SHOOK VILENTLEE,  THE LUNAR FARMS ULTRA PASTUERIZED CARTON OF EXTRA-STRENGTH-SUPER-POWER-JUICE FALLS OVER & A STREAM OF GREEN GLOWING JUICE POURED OUT OF THE CARTON & ONTO THE TIGHTLY WOVEN BEEHIVE OF HAIR ATOP WEDGIE WOMAN'S HEAD. LATER, AT WEDGIE WOMAN'S SUPER-POWERS BUILD 2 ROBOT COPIES OF GEORGE AND HAROLD, USING HOUSEHOLD MATERIALS, & HER GENIUS LEVELED INTELLEGENCE:) SHE BILT THEM OUT OF METAL & THOUSENDZ UHV ASSORTEHD SCKREWS, BOLTZ, WIREZ, GEARZ, "CATHODE" TUBES, COMPUTER CHIPS & HEAVY METAL GEAR.  SHE NAMED THE ROBOTS, "ROBO-GEORGE" & "THE HAROLD 2000:)  LATER, MR KRUPP SNAPS HIZ FINGERZ AT THE HAROLD 2000,  SUDDENLY A WILD SILLY GRIN STRECHED ACROSS HIZ FACE. SEVEREL MINUTES LATER, CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS "FLU" OUTTA' MR KRUPP'S OFFICE WINDOW AND LETOUT' A "TRA-LA-LAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"  ROBO-GEORGE & THE HAROLD 2000 STOP PLAYING KICKBALL & GROW TO GIGANIC SIZE.  AND THERE GI-ANT JETPACK'S COME OUT.  FLAMES SHOT OUT OF THERE RETRO-THRUSTERZ AND ROSE UP INTO THE SKY & CHASE AFTER CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS.  THE REAL GEORGE & HAROLD WATCH THE ACSHUN ON WEDGIE WOMAN'S TV.  THE GIGANTIC ROBOTS' CHEST-PLATES OPEN UP TO REVEIL GI-ANT X-TENDABULL ROBOTIC ARMS HOLDING A GI-ANT SPRAY-STARCH CAN,  & THE 2 GIGANTIC ROBOTS BEGAN SHOWER'N CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS WITH LIQWID ''SPRAY-STARCH. LATER CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS DEFEATED THE ROBOTS, THANKS TO THE HAROLD 2000'S ROCKET-ARMZ. GEORGE RUNZ OF SHOUT'N OUT TO HAROLD SAY'N THAT HE'S GETT'N RID OF HIS EXTRA-STRINKTH-SPRAY-STARCH.  HEARING THIS, WEDGIE WOMAN STEALS ALL THE CANS FROM THE BOX & SPRAYZ THEM EVERYWHERE''. LATER MS RIBBLE IS BACK TO NORMAL & NICER TO:)'''

 FORMER POWERZ & ABILITITY'S 

''' HAIR "ARMS". '''

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 GENIUS LEVELED INTELLEGENCE:)