Talking Toilets

"Yum, yum, eat 'em up!"

The Talking Toilets were evil talking toilets and the main antagonists of Attack of the Talking Toilets.

Attack of the Talking Toilets
The Talking Toilets were orginally simply characters in a comic book created by George and Harold. In the comic, a UFO blasts the school with a ray that causes the toilets to come to life and start eating everyone. They are later returned when Captain Underpants destroys the UFO, as well as their leader the Turbo Toilet 2000.

The Talking Toilets were brought to life when George and Harold used the PATSY 2000, an invention created by Melvin Sneedly in an attempt to make copies of their comic, mistaking it for a copy machine. After the PATSY 2000 created the Toilets, they were originally trapped inside the gymnasium until the P.E. teacher Mr. Meaner opened the door. They then ate Mr. Meaner, escaped, and started eating all the teachers. After they had eaten everyone in the school except for George, Harold, and Captain Underpants, the three survivors took a large vat of creamed chipped beef from the school kitchen and fed it to the Talking Toilets. The food was so repulsive, the Talking Toilets threw up everything they had eaten and died.

However, the Turbo Toilet 2000 still remained. Although it was able to eat Captain Underpants, George and Harold created the "Robo-Plunger", which killed the last remaining Talking Toilets. The toilets were taken by the Robo-Plunger to Uranus.

Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants
The Talking Toilets and the Robo-Plunger were in the news, having been discovered on your anus.

Big, Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy Part 2: The Revenge of the Ridiculous Robo-Boogers
The Talking Toilets appeared once more in the seventh book. A research team was going to Uranus to examine the discovery found in the fourth book.